No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to?

Everyone is normal until you get to know them.

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint.

In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, but one should always make new ones. Repeating mistakes is a hallmark of dim consciousness.

Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.

You can measure a man's worth by the breed of person he throws out of his office.

God grinds the axes he intends to use.

Success is a journey of learning. One who imbibe theLearning, achieves the SUCCESS!!!

Do what no one else can do and you will become what no one else can become.

I thought my mountain was coming this morning. It was near to speaking when suddenly it shifted, sulked, and returned to smallness. It has eluded me again and sits there, puny and dull. Why?

There exist a lot of questions that the fools can ask, and the intelligent cannot answer.

I am a congenital liar. Some Highlanders are. To my ancestors, the truth was so sacred as to be unusable.

The best headlines are those that appeal to the reader's self-interest, that is, headlines based on reader benefits. They offer readers something they want - and get from you.

Growing old is not a gradual decline, but a series of drops, full of sorrow, from one ledge to another below it.

When someone thinks, "I liked his last book, I'll hope this new one is good" and shells out their hard-earned, I fervently want that person to be thrilled.

The only difference between resigning and resigning is a hyphen.

Not for no cold did freeze, Nor any cloud beguile Th'eternal flowering spring