No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

So many Christmas films either are twee, or try and go super edgy, then stick on something Christmassy at the end of the movie.

First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

I have no disagreement with the aims of anti-vivisectionists.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.

Christmas movies, it's a hard thing to do. The danger is you just end up with a Hollywood star with a Santa beard. You risk it being fake and cheesy and not real.

Try ONE behavior strategy and be consistent. Watch what happens.

I want her back" I said "I want HIM back"~Charlie

Undressing myself had no fun in it, now I had undressed her.

Everywhere I went on my job covering conflict, the Kalashnikov was the predominant arm.

The essence of the game is not "fun," but the soul-satisfying awareness that comes from communal work and sacrifice.

Energy flows where attention goes.

Of all the events which constitute a person's biography, there is scarcely one ... to which the world so easily reconciles itself as to his death.

Something told him that something was coming to an end. Not the world, exactly. Just the summer. There would be other summers, but there would never be one like this. Ever again.

Is there a number or mark planned for the hand or forehead in a new cashless society? YES, and I have seen the machines that are now ready to put it into operation.

There are some people in life that you can't get over.