No task is so humble that it does not offer an outlet for individuality.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

Of course, there were other sorts of literature -- theoretical, self-referencial, lachrymosely autobiographical -- but they were just dry wanks.

Marx made theory... Lenin applied it with his sense of large-scale social organization... And Henry Ford made the work of the socialist state possible.

We are becoming the men we wanted to marry

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.

Feathers shall raise men even as they do birds towards heaven :- That is by letters written with their quills.

The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.

Two wives? That exceeds the custom.

What one heart finds hard to believe, a hundred find easy.

Come near me and I'll rip your wings off and beat you with them.

The work of vegetation begins first in the irritability of the bark and leaf-buds.