No teacher should be required to accept in a class any individual whose conduct habitually interferes with the teaching of others.

You say I can't do it because you can't. Mohammed Ali

I love 'Last Call.' It took me a little bit to figure out that I wasn't going to be that guy in a suit telling monologue jokes.

A thinker reverses roles and sees the perspectives of others.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

I thought it might be a cool thing [food show] to do when I retired a few years later. Then retirement came slightly prematurely.

Fiction is just that-fiction. Yes, it is serious business, but it should also be taken for face value. It's entertainment. It's escapism. It's 365 pages of relaxation.

... a local, indigenous, American bizarre-ity.

No one knows enough to worry.

On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like my own could so cheerily play, And wherever I went was my poor dog Tray.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.