No thanks…Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

The shadow of the passions of the moment transversed this grand and gentle spirit occupied with eternal things.

HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.

Guns know no policy except destruction.

Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.

I said some words to the close and holy darkness and then I slept.

Train yourself to let go of the things you fear to lose.

We live, we love. These are the choices we are given, to open doors or to close them. It is all we have, and it is enough

I think that crowdfunding has become such a powerful tool to tell stories that might not find financing otherwise - like a dark comedy about infidelity, for example!

I don't like what the radio plays for the most part.

Who made the heart, 'tis He alone Decidedly can try us