No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Seriously, when you see a new book fresh on the stand and in big letters it says “A Million Copies Sold, ” did you ever wonder who bought them?

Reading makes a full man conference a ready man and writing an exact man.

Do not destroy that immortal emblem of humanity, the Declaration of Independence.

What's interesting to me is drama and conflict. Things aren't interesting without conflict and resolution of conflict - or striving towards a resolutions of conflict.

Maybe it's a tired tale, but without an education, you're not going to go anywhere.

I didn't realize that everyone was so attracted to my hair. I thought, well what about my music?

I fly my geek flag proudly. Absolutely.

Every message, regardless of form or content, is an expression of a need.

You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.