No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula.

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise.

Count your blessings. You are one of a kind. There's no one in the world like you. You are amazing.

No one is perfect... absolutely no one. Like precious stones, we have a few flaws, but why focus on that? Focus on what you like about yourself, and that will bring you happiness and peace.

Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.

I've always practiced this: Love yourself. Move your body. Watch your portions.

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights.

Everyone in this world is somehow connected. So why not just be nice to everybody.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

Focus on being productive instead of busy.

Life is like that. Death sweeps it away. That's what death is for. That's why they keep telling this story. It's the only story.

We need to consciously remember that we have an unprecedented responsibility to protect the planet, because without it we have nowhere else to live.

I have only a bare working knowledge of the human brain but it's enough to make me proud to be an American.

A German immersed in any civilization different from his own loses a weight equivalent in volume to the amount of intelligence he displaces.

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.

You arrive at truth through poetry; I arrive at poetry through truth.

Love is a fire/It burns everyone/It disfigures everyone/It is the world's excuse for being ugly.

The will of the people cannot make just that which is unjust.

We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.