No two of us learn our language alike, nor, in a sense, does any finish learning it while he lives.

To be is to be the value of a variable.

Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

Irrefragability, thy name is mathematics.

Science is not a substitute for common sense, but an extension of it.

We do not learn first what to talk about and then what to say about it.

Creatures inveterately wrong in their inductions have a pathetic but praise-worthy tendency to die before reproducing their kind.

I have been accused of denying consciousness but I am not conscious of having done so.

Confusion of sign and object is original sin coeval with the word.

One man's antinomy is another man's falsidical paradox, give or take a couple of thousand years.

The scientist is indistinguishable from the common man in his sense of evidence, except that the scientist is more careful.

There is no utter truth or utter falsehood in this world. There is only mostly. Which part of the mostly you choose to accept, well, that much is up to you.

A gentleman willNever allow a ladyTo feel less than grand.

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.

Sometimes the roles you're being offered, leads in films aren't good enough. Actually it's you're better going and doing a radio play or a decent TV.

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

Difference between diversity and inclusion is being invited to a house and being able to rearrange the furniture.

I'm 33 years old now. I really want that ring. I got a taste of it here.

That's something I go through every day - you know - Am I good enough to act?