No way. I'm not going in there. I draw the line at grave-robbing, Barrons. It's not your pen.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

I can't even make up a rhyme about an umbrella, let alone death and life and eternal peace.

Strange things are always abounding. Watch and discern. There is always a lesson to be learned.

When you look at nature, you see a hidden mystery that gives a special flavor to the photograph.

And no one will listen to us until we listen to ourselves.

On the worst days, I feel fine. On the best days, I know I am not.

Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.

My writing is nothing, my boxing is everything.

You must always strive to be the best, but you must never believe that you are.

Since God is the one who calls people to their work, the worker becomes a steward who serves God.

What you focus on expands, and when you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it.