No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn. Just consider it an amuse-biatch.

My insides feel like they are crumbling like a towering JENGA game. I lose.

I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!

These are the divine days of divine miracles.

Being able to see an activity log of where a kid has been going on the Internet is a good thing.

There are moments we return to, now and always. Family is like water - it has a memory of what it once filled, always trying to get back to the original stream.

We have developed a culture in which we eat with our taste buds, not our brains.

We all know we're going to die one day, but who wants to think about it? What's sustainable is joy, pleasure and freedom.

It doesn't matter what you do. It matters who you are.

I might become an ascetic, live in India. A little rice is about the best I can do now.

Lukewarm acceptance is more bewildering than outright rejection.

Though not always called upon to condemn ourselves, it is always safe to suspect ourselves.