No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

People who copy you will always be one step behind.

Of course I wasn't abused. If I were

Only the person, who can overcome himself, can become really wealthy.

I'm trying to be a working actor. I'm not in pursuit of fame. I'm not trying to be in the kinds of films that make you famous like that.

I never was a person who wanted a handout. I was a cafeteria worker. I'm not too proud to ask the Best Western manager to give me a job. I have cleaned homes.

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.

Growth comes out of a healthy competitive atmosphere, not trying to choose a particular path forward.

The wisest prophets make sure of the event first.

...in his gambling, he had one besetting weakness -- faith in a system; and this made his damnation certain.