No wife can endure a gambling husband-unless he is a steady winner.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Whoever gains good understanding, keeps God's commandment.

There is no place for innocence on the battlefield.

A lot of money with the wrong career is not going to make you happy. If you have money without happiness, it doesn't mean anything. It's all about happiness.

Stuff happens when you are a kid, it scars you inside for life.

Individual peace is the unit of world peace.

Oh great star! What would your happiness be if you did not have us to shine for?

If intelligence and capability are not criteria for the possession of rights, why would animals -who have the capacity to feel fear and pain- be excluded from our moral consideration?

Continual improvement is an unending journey

He does not write at all whose poems no man reads

Working in the garden gives me something beyond the enjoyment of the senses. It gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.