No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Designs of purely arbitrary nature cannot be expected to last long.

When you leave the planet, you leave music behind.

We think it is complicated to change the world. Change comes little by little. Nothing worthwhile can happen in one generation.

Poetry confronts in the most clear-eyed way just those emotions which consciousness wishes to slide by.

Rather than turning away from the staggering scale and depth of misery caused by war, we must strive to develop our capacity to empathize and feel the sufferings of others.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

Why are vegans made fun of while the inhumane factory farming process regards animals and the natural world merely as commodities to be exploited for profit?

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

If our theology does not quicken the conscience and soften the heart, it actually hardens both.

If a pagan asks you to show him your faith, take him into church and place him before the icons.