No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Every family should have at least three children. Then if one is a genius the other two can support him.

As writers, we should remind ourselves, and each other, that Jane Austen and JK Rowling got rejected by publishers, too.

Life has taught me to think, but thinking has not taught me to live.

When in haste, rest in the present. Take a deep breath and come back to here and now.

How I hate everything!

I cannot live with you, It would be life, And life is over there Behind the shelf

The world's a forest, in which all lose their way; though by a different path each goes astray.

Wer nicht liebt Wein,Weib und Gesang, Der bleibt ein Narr sein Leben lang. Who loves not woman, wine and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

The Lower City is MINE, Its People are MINE. If I Find Them That's Doing All This Kidnapping And Murdering, They'd Best Pray For Mercy, Because Once I Get My Teeth In 'Em I Will NEVER Let Them Go.

A good laugh is the best pesticide.

Sleep, that sometimes shuts up sorrow's eye.