No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.

Happy is entirely up to you and always has been.

The key to happiness - as any good fairy godmother will tell you - is not to avoid problems, but to overcome them.

What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.

Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there.

I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

Many perfumes promise to lure men to women. None of them smell of motherhood. None of them proclaim the wearer to be tidy, thrifty, and sensible.

You need to be more careful, or you could hurt yourself.

I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Let go of all the pain. Embrace the joy of life.

Tape the sound of the moon fading at dawn. Give it to your mother to listen to when she's in sorrow.

O Lord gives me a humble heart.

Laziness in my biggest pet peeve of all time. Get up, make a plan, do the work, and love yourself, people!

Burn your bridges every 2 years.

I'm a very pragmatic soul. I'm part of the business and I'm a bit of a cynic when it comes to being an over-believer in spiritual or in paranormal matters.

For me, at the French Open, if I wasn't playing my match I was glued to CNN watching the events unfold.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Antonin Scalia knows that freedom of speech has consequences. And the consequences of freedom of speech are speech you don't like, that you don't want to hear, that you don't want to listen to.