No, you cannot stop the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can stop them from building nests in your hair.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

It's easy to do anything in victory. It's in defeat that a man reveals himself.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Then after I saw the scoreboard that we were tied, I was really happy, because I really wanted to win.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Whoever you are, whatever your dream, you have to be strong in your head and strong in your heart. Be strong. There's no quitting in the person who wants it bad enough.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

Remember to have a little faith. When you die, I believe, God isn't going to ask you what you published. God's going to ask you what you wrote.

I think I sense a tone of honesty, if honesty exists in this world.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

With God, I can do all things! But with God and you, and the people who you can interest, by the grace of God, we're gonna cover the world!

If we can't help our family, who are we going to help?

When we are young we lay up for old age; when we are old we save for death.

I don't have any particular beef with Barbara Boxer. My beef is with the official Democratic doctrine that anybody who reaches Boxer's position has to spout and has to endorse.

Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky.

Sometimes the crowd is the madness - at others it's the absence of the crowd that is.