Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

We wind up disappointed with our life and end up depressed because we have wasted it

Like billowing clouds, Like the incessant gurgle of the brook, The longing of the spirit can never be stilled.

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!

Art and culture are nonetheless vital, essential even, to what it means to be human, yet digital abundance has diminished our sense of their worth.

No longer will we tolerate one job killing delay after another. No longer will we accept a broken system that benefits consultants and lobbyists at the expense of hardworking Americans.

Pilates is the only exercise program that has changed my body and made me feel great

I can be as contrary as I choose.

I'm getting a lot of roles as women who are very powerful. I think that's a reflection of me as a person.

Simon Cowell seems like a very nice guy, but I think hes a secondhand Mickie Most to be honest.

War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.