Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The true ENTREPRENEUR is a risk taker, not an excuse maker.

I'm pretty lost in becoming all this frost. Bitter, like Winter. Strung-out like a string of pearls.

I want to be surprised and entertained by a movie, so that's what we're trying to do for the audience. Obviously, we also have to sell the film.

As it enters the ear, does it come in like broken glass, or does it come in like honey?

People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and you'd still be with them in high school. No one ever left the neighborhood.

Love is to be truly seen and heard... and celebrated for it.

She hurried at his words, beset with fears, For there were sleeping dragons all around.

The world is evolving, and there is an acceptance of all beliefs, in my observation.

You may wonder which came first: the skill or the hard work. But that's a moot point. The Zen master cleans his own studio. So should you.

I think we all have to fight the werewolf within us somehow.