Nobody can pretend to know what people want to read or hear or see. People rarely know it themselves

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.

While others were out partying, I was training. While they were out dancing at the clubs, I was training... and training... and training.

America is exceptional: but because it yields the likes of Obama, not the likes of Bush.

Raymond Chandler once wrote that Dashiell Hammett gave murder back to the people who really committed it.

Could a dream kill a man? Could it strangle him where he sat sleeping?

I don't read reviews because if they're bad I'm devastated and if they're good I get a big head.

If I wait until I become perfect before I love myself, I will waste my whole life. I am already perfect right here and right now. I am perfect exactly as I am.

There isn't a part of our lives that money doesn't touch - it affects our relationships, the way we go about our everyday activities, our ability to make dreams reality, everything.

I have balls the size of grapefruits and come this Sunday, you'll be spitting out the seeds.

Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy worst of thoughts The worst of words.