Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Experience the gift of life as its gods most precious gift of all with time as it passes in everywake of life there is experience to be gained and shared dvk

it is easier to induce national governments to discriminate against foreign producers than to defend the interests of domestic consumers

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

We constantly change the world, even by our inaction. Therefore, let us change it responsibly.

The man who builds a factory, builds a temple.

Blessing: Constructive thought directed toward anyone or condition. You bless a man when you recognize the divinity in him.

Sometimes holding on was all you could do.

Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our economy surging forward.

His eyes flashed open. “Is it so unbearable to have me love you? Is that it?