Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?

Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation

The most distinguished persons become more revolutionary as they grow older.

Moments spent alone make us realize the value of our own thoughts. Value your solitude.

Your heart determines if you are rich or poor

I don't really consider this a political issue, I consider it to be a moral issue.

Human beings judge one another by their external actions. God judges them by their moral choices.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

We are all quick to point out all the differences but not as willing to accept what bonds us as humans.

Today, I am here, tomorrow someone else will be here. Fame and glamour are for a few days, so no one should be over-proud of it.

I grew up performing and singing. And acting, the idea of it just sort of fell into my lap. And I was a little hesitant at first, but I was like, okay, I’ll try it.

There are newsweeklies that are dead. Some may still be walking, but they're dead.

There is no more beautiful sight in all this world than to see a family praying together. There is real meaning behind the oft-quoted ‘The family that prays together stays together.