Nobody ever died of laughter.

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.

When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul.

No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt.

The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all.

I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Genius must always have lapses proportionate to its triumphs.

I need no dictionary of quotations to remind me that the eyes are the windows of the soul.

Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge.

The early bird gets the first worm, but the wisest bird gets the fattest one.

Love without conditions.

God how the dead men Grin by the wall Watching the fun Of the Victory Ball.

Relationships matter: the currency for systemic change was trust, and trust comes through forming healthy working relationships. People, not programs, change people.

It's more interesting to put yourself in the place of Bette Davis than Irene Dunne, I guess.

The degree of consciousness corresponds to the degree of density or the speed of vibrations. The denser the matter, the less conscious it is.

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.

Let there be no illusions. The Communion is broken and fragmented. The Communion will break.

Nothing exists in the intellect that has not first gone through the senses.

Forgiveness is Truth itself. It is Righteousness, it is the Veda. It is the supreme virtue in this world.