Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

People who run away from challenges are cowards and no coward deserves a reward.

When you discover how to love yourself unconditionally, you would never desperately wait around for someone to fulfill your life.

Any new producer starting up is to get investors' confidence. Investors are still very very wary of anything to do with the arts world.

Whatever career you're in, assume it's going to be a massive failure. That way, you're not making decisions based on success, money and career. You're only making it based on doing what you love.

The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports.

For millions of men and women, the church has been the hospital for the soul, the school for the mind and the safe depository for moral ideas.

We know but a few men, a great many coats and breeches.

Whatever principle of intelligence we attain in this life, it will rise with us in the resurrection.

The customs of that most criminal nation (Israel) have gained such strength that they have now been received in all lands. The conquered have given laws to the conquerors.

"If I could grow wings, I could fly. Only people can't grow wings," he say's. "Real or not real?" "Real," I say. "But people don't need wings to survive." "Mockingjays do."