Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Every day you play with the light of the universe.

The best bet is to bet on yourself.

I like the possibility of failure. I don't want to be in a comfortable zone.

The man who gives his own decisions priority over society is a criminal.

Amateurs focus on rewards. Professionals focus on risk!

You're children. Don't you want a home, a family?" "With, like, vitamin-fortified cereal and educational television?

I had the feeling that Sarajevo was the perfect place to shoot the film I wanted to shoot. It is the perfect illustration of purgatory.

The best way to help yourself is to help someone else.

I don't compete with other people in the industry, I compete with myself.