Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

How can you possibly reconcile the great inequities of gender – coupled with the perversions of age and the randomness of everything?

I try to look on the bright side, but it really hurts my eyes.

Progress comes from the intelligent use of experience.

Lowly, unpurposeful and random as they may appear, sidewalk contacts are the small change from which a city's wealth of public life may grow.

To be honest with my music... for me to expect anyone to connect it has to come from a place of honesty.

I like to be useful to people.

As you can see, visually, with your eyes.

God bless all the little children in the world.

All significant truths are private truths. As they become public they cease to become truths; they become facts, or at best, part of the public character; or at worst, catchwords.