Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Breathtaking beauty is just over the barrier that you always fear.

Developing your voice takes... time and practice.

there's only one thing we can depends on when we dying, it's faith .

Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses.

How loved, how honored once, avails thee not, To whom related, or by whom begot A heap of dust alone remains of thee 'Tis all thou art, and all the proud shall be!

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

If people are not smoking, they'll probably be drinking more.

A silent lover is one who doesn't know his job.

The story of each stone leads back to a mountain.