Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

For every thinking and reflecting man the existence of evil is a riddle he cannot escape.

I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.

Each night about this time he puts on sadness like a garment and goes on writing.

Observe all men, thyself most.

Gotta head full of ideas that are driving me insane.

We are never more than one grateful thought away from peace of heart.

Wearing nice lingerie makes me feel really glamorous. I love to splurge on that.

Propriety is the least of all laws, and the most observed.

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

Russians aren't good at haggling, they aren't passionate about business. But they are outstanding fighters.