Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

Vampires, bringing America together!

Can one regret a thing that, however unwise, was beautiful?

God is the I AM that I AM not the I AM that we wish.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Why not add benefits for making healthy food choices, provide a transition bonus for getting off food stamps, or increase job training opportunities and income - raising minimum wage?

It's dangerous to get calm. You need some nerves to work from, it's good energy. It's not good to have no nerves. You'd fall asleep on stage.

Life is not fair; God is.

It is to be presumed, that a man of common sense, who does not desire to please, desires nothing at all; since he must know that he cannot obtain anything without it.

We've been socialized with these concepts of love, intimacy, that have no bearing on reality.