Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

High school and equality are forever incompatible.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

anger is more productive than fear.

Success is most often a matter of competing with yourself for what is important to you as an individual.

Of course you're sorry. The first words out of the mouths of men who are caught doing something they're only too happy to continue until they're caught.

I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.

I don't want to ever think that I don't know what to do. I want to deal with my own things, to perform my own roles, to be like, "I did this."

What good are you? What can you do? It has cost me a thousands of dollars to raise you, feed you, clothe you! Suppose I left you here on the street? Then what would you do?" "Catch butterflies

Once upon a time people talked about the infallibility of the pope; today it is that of the merchant which they wish to establish.

Closure is a preposterous concept worthy of the worst aspects of American daytime TV.

The thirst for adventure is the vent which Destiny offers; a war, a crusade, a gold mine, a new country, speak to the imagination and offer.

I wouldn't care if he lost both his legs and was in a wheelchair. But it he's having a hard time...Then I won't see him.

A tale from which pieces have been raked out is like a fire that has been poked. One does not know the operation has been performed, but everyone feels the effect.