Nobody home but She for Whom I Am the World. Can't go on like this, can't keep doing it.- Jericho Barrons

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Anyone who isn't embarrassed of who they were last year probably isn't learning enough.

Forgiveness does not wipe away the consequences of the sin. The consequences are borne by somebody.

I've died so many times in so many movies. What is it about my face that people want to kill it? I'm sure they would've killed Kitty Farmer if they could've!

McDonald's has been extraordinary at site selection; it was a pioneer in studying the best places for retail locations. One of the things it did is study very carefully where sprawl was headed.

Immortality--twin sister of Eternity.

--then on the shore Of the wide world I stand alone, and think Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.

Men play at tragedy because they do not believe in the reality of the tragedy which is actually being staged in the civilised world

With Shakespeare, there's no subtext; you're speaking exactly what you're thinking constantly.

That which is not allotted the hand cannot reach; what is allotted you will find wherever you may be.

I want to spend time with Oprah and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen.