Nobody is better than me.

I'm the greatest living thing in the universe.

I have lain long here in your mind, longer than any nightmare has before me. I have sunk my roots into your worst imaginings and feasted on your memories. I know you, child.

Adversity is test of faith.

when you hate a girl because she gets to kiss the boy you like, any little imperfection can become a spiteful nickname

You can't take good health for granted.

I was not able to understand how it could be right to pay an actor, or a singer, or an instrumentalist for entertaining the public and wrong to pay a ball player for doing exactly the same thing.

Every performance is completely its own thing.

Theodore Roosevelt was always getting himself in hot water by talking before he had to commit himself upon issues not well-defined.

Lightning seems a thought, which instead of being attached to a brain, is attached to an electric current.

If it's called a selfie, why are there people in it?

I kept going to different colleges, but dropped out.