Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Everybody has an angel hiding inside. When you die, your angel comes out. You can die, but not your angel. Your angel never dies.

It's the closest place to nowhere that she can think of. And nowhere is exactly where she wants to be today.

As you release a belief that doesn’t serve you, you want to lock in a new belief that is powerful.

The stressful life leads to neglect of spirituality and wellness.

Allowing myself to love God completely has obviously shed light on my self-love because he loves me more than I could ever love myself.

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn.

The smallest fault of women who give themselves up to love is to love.

You ought not to be rude to an eagle, when you are only the size of a hobbit, and are up in hid eyrie at night!

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.

All knowledge is spendable currency, depending on the market.