Nobody likes it when someone calls in sick.

If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes.

Algae is the perfect food plant. It doubles cell mass every twelve hours, depending on the strain.

Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.

With a little more tweaking, we could make orange juice in the orange without any packaging or processing.

You know, I want to eat junk food. My kids love junk food.

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.

If you could eat portions of pine trees, you could eliminate corn in many ways.

I love a great conspiracy story. Who doesnt?

I was bored at school and bored in a lot of the kitchens. It seemed like all I was doing was putting things into saute pans.

Lots of the cooking classes open to non-professionals are too low level for experienced foodies, or don’t offer enough hands-on training.

We need the courage to learn from our past and not live in it.

The beauty of life is in happiness.

But you will find yourself disarmed utterly, and your accusing spirit transformed into loving forgiveness the moment you remember that you did, in fact, marry only a sinner, and so did he.

Forgiveness is the key to the heart's shackles.

Happiness is not in perfection but it is a perception in the midst of imperfection.

When I try to be patient on my own, my patience is forced and short-lived. It is obvious to everyone that I am desperately trying to be patient.

I have a definite talent for convincing people to try something new. I am a good salesman. When I'm on form, I can sell anything.

No advantages in this world are pure and unmixed.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your burdens.