Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty.

No one who has any self-respect stays in Ireland, but flees afar as though from a country that has undergone the visitation of an angered Jove.

There's so many inspiring people out there.

We are meant to midwife dreams for one another. Success occurs in clusters

I am living with a rising generation which talks like people coming out of ether.

I would as soon put a girl alone into a closet to meditate as give her only the society of her needle.

I find the mantle of, she works hard for the money, or, she's overcome so many obstacles a bit overused.

Answer the big question of eternity, and the little questions of life fall into perspective.

At the end of the day, the ultimate goal is winning the ballgame.