Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.

Turned out, monsters were capable of love after all. But it didn’t mean they should.

The best way to deal with 'Change' is to lead it!

I think I must write a book. It has been my cherished dream and I feel an influence that I cannot resist calling me to the task.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

For me the rehearsal period is the part I most enjoy. It's the creating of the story.

The Bible doesn't explain everything necessary for our intellectual satisfaction, but it explains everything necessary for our obediance.

How could I bear a crown of gold when the Lord bears a crown of thorns? And bears it for me!

Who sows fear, reaps weapons.

A persuadable temper might sometimes be as much in favour of happiness as a very resolute character.