Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

We are lending money we don't have to kids who can't pay it back to train them for jobs that no longer exist. That's nuts.

Passion is too important to be without, but too fickle to be guided by. Which is why I’m more inclined to say, 'Don’t Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring it With You.'

Dirt used to be a badge of honor. Dirt used to look like work. But we've scrubbed the dirt off the face of work and consequently we've created this suspicion of anything that's too dirty.

The skills gap is a reflection of what we value. To close the gap, we need to change the way the country feels about work.

The flaw in our character is our insistence on separating blue-collar jobs from white-collar jobs, and encouraging one form of education over another.

I can say the willingness to get dirty has always defined us as an nation, and it's a hallmark of hard work and a hallmark of fun, and dirt is not the enemy.

Happiness comes from knowing what you truly value, and behaving in a way that's consistent with those beliefs.

What you do, who you’re with, and how you feel about the world around you, is completely up to you.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

I wouldn't wish any specific thing for any specific person - it's none of my business. But the idea that a four-year degree is the only path to worthwhile knowledge is insane. It's insane.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Though my appetite for food grew frail, my hunger for books was constant.

We write the history of our time.

We sin not because we do not love Christ at all but because we don’t love him above all.

One thing I realize now is that you only advertise your beliefs with a t-shirt if you're seriously insecure.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have read everything and have musical training and they are still dorks

I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

Sometimes the probabilities are very close to certainties, but they're never really certainties

Anger turns the mind out of doors and bolts the entrance.