Nobody objected to live in prisonif already felt comfortable living in it.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Despite all of the violence, suffering and wars, don’t forget to sing the song of love, harmony, and peace.

Poetry is a form of mathematics, a highly rigorous relationship with words.

I don't understand why you have to wear a wedding ring to warn people off. You should be able to be faithful to that person without anything on your body to show that you are with someone.

One similarity I see between peers and some of the people who read my books is that comics were definitely an outlet for us.

I listen to Radio 4 and put the iPod on shuffle. I like the randomness of, say, the Stones, then something from Nina Simone, Nick Drake or Bob Dylan.

That which you think today becomes that which you are tomorrow.

But she named the infant "Pearl," as being of great price-purchased with all she had-her mother's only treasure!

So much of young adult literature has turned dark, almost pathological. It's almost as if there is a race to see who can be the most dysfunctional.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.