Nobody really knows what the Bourne shell's grammar is. Even examination of the source code is little help.

Shared libraries are the work of the devil, the one true sign that the apocalypse is at hand.

Whenever possible, steal code.

With diligence it is possible to make anything run slowly.

The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatably [on the simplest example possible].

Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer.

For the old people in my family—Mummy, the aunties, Granddad—the accumulation of beautiful objects is a life goal.Whoever dies with the most stuff wins.Wins what? is what I’d like to know.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

This filthy twentieth century. I hate its guts.

In politics, you also have to be cautiously optimistic.

My favorite kinds of movies are the ones that start a conversation.

I'm my happiest when I'm really busy. I love feeling like I need one more hour of sleep, or when I'm running around frazzled!

I'm not against god, I'm against the misuse of god.

I think our life is a series of adventures.

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.

We showed that when we say 'Wisconsin is open for business', we mean it.