Nobody's going to like my next movie because they liked Trainwreck [2015]. It has to work on its own, and that keeps it really scary.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Every poem should remind the reader that they are going to die.

violent storms. and beautiful smiles. both have electricity. both are equally destructive in nature.

The philosopher is not the spokesman of his age, but an angel imprisoned in time.

I have no intention of ending my career in a rooming house, with full scrapbooks and an empty stomach.

How can you be alienated without first having been connected?

Ive always loved the blues, John Lee Hooker, Janis Joplin, Hendrix.

I love feeling like I have purpose and maybe that's the purpose I'm giving myself.

People don't eat nutrients, they eat foods, and foods can behave very differently than the nutrients they contain.

It’s not my job to want you or not want you. It’s not my job to earn you.

What we have here is an unexpected touchdown on the runway of the heart.