Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.

Hope in the beginning feels like such a violation of the loss, and yet without it we couldn't survive.

Beware of what you let enter your heart. There will come a day when you'd give anything to remove it.

A writer looks at an issue and asks, 'What if this were to occur? Or what if that was thrown into the mix? What would that look like?

We will go far away, to nowhere, to conquer, to fertilize until we become tired. Then we will stop and there will be our home.

You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.

Three women make a market.

A free and stable Iraq will be a shining light against the shadow of Islamic extremism.

You would think that Halloweens tomorrow because of their attempt to scare the American public.

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

I'm a guy who works very hard and if I want something bad enough, I'm going to do anything possible to get it.