Nobody spends any money on smallpox unless they worry about a bio-terrorist recreating it.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

If you are born poor its not your mistake, But if you die poor its your mistake.

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

We get Comfort from those who agree with us, but we get Growth from only those who don't agree with us !

I have $100 billion... You realize I could spend $3 million a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime.

Drones overall will be more impactful than I think people recognize in positive ways to help society.

I am not in competition with anyone but myself. My goal is to improve myself continuously.

Vision without execution is daydreaming.

God is our Father and loves us, even when his silence remains incomprehensible.

On the journey to self discovery be grateful for the fools along the way. Their lack of kindness fueled your success ~bns

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children.

My whole life has been one big improvisation.

As far as writing, it's grown because I've really grown comfortable with who I am.

Inability is often the mother of restriction, and restriction is the great mother of inventive performance.

It is different [to perform in Israel] because it arises from very deep wells of affiliation.

There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.