Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

He was abominable...and the most alluring, tortured soul I'd ever met.

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't talk much.

Even if I have already peaked, I have to believe I can improve. I wake up every morning, and go to practice, with the illusion that I'm going to get better that day.

I'm a huge baby and horror films just terrify me, they're very effective with me.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

I wanted to look sexy and I felt like I was too skinny so I started working out with a trainer trying to build some muscle because I was like this skinny little scrawny girl.

I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly.

My life flies away like a dream: Why should I stay behind?

I like cinema. I am very fond of it. But from time to time I feel like having some time on my own.

We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment to us, as we are for him.