Nobody wakes up in the morning thinking, 'I'm a bad guy.' They think they're the right guy.

When you're wearing jeans, there's a shift in your center of gravity.

I don't think you see a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder, for example. And even with the accents.

If the project piques my interest and scares me a little bit, then it's got me hooked.

The way Shakespeare wrote Fallstaff is with a heightened language and everything.

The best piece of advice Ive ever been given was, Be in the business youre in. Dont just be a satellite around it and expect it to come to you. Be in the business youre in.

Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release.

I suppose you just feel on an instinctive level if something is honest.

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.

Well, I'm not a natural gym person myself, anyway.

Blackbeard was larger than life. He was 6'4" in 1710. He was a colossus, and like a rock star walking into a bar. He was a tremendous commander, a great leader.

Friends we shall never be, you know that yourself. Whether we shall be the happiest or the wretchedest of people--that's in your hands.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

In Paris there are few changes; one always finds one's niche there when one returns - no matter how long one may have been away.

A person who seems to have all of the answers, usually isn't listening.

We are all continually embarking on first drafts, in every aspect of our lives.

I think the best thing for us is to just write songs that we like.

Always stay in your own movie.

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet.