Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

The art of peaceful living comes down to living compassionately & wisely.

Renaissance philosophers often said that it is the soul that makes us human. We can turn that idea round and note that it is when we are most human that we have greatest access to the soul.

The truth is, no matter what your lifestyle or occupation, nothing can really stop you when you're allowing yourself to be exactly who you want to be.

Failure is an absolute prerequisite for success. You learn to succeed by failing.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.

Human beings are not like they are portrayed in Hollywood. They are individuals who are a mixture of good and bad.

They love too much that die for love.

Everyone who shoots dance sequences does it in a different way. Everyone who shoots fight sequences does it in a different way.

Every opinion reacts on him who utters it.