Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

She sincerely wishes success, for her new life, and intends that no failure of effort, temper, or spirits on her part will jeopardise it.

Discovery is meant to fill in the need of the society

Most beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

Sages shine so they can see the world, not so the world can see them.

I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more than a comedian.

Aggressive capitalism leads the world, and we can see the results, especially in Europe: more poverty for the vast majority, and more riches for a few.

Don't look back, you can never look back

Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

I wanted to make room for antiheroes.