Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.

I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.

Becoming a mom allowed me to just relax in a way I never had before. I used to care a lot about what I looked like in public or what people thought of me. I care at least 40 percent less now.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

. . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.

There seemed to be endless obstacles-it seemed that the root cause of them all was fear.

When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.

Not many people bought Velvet Underground LPs, but those who did, started a band.

In all your getting, get understanding.

Your onions should be thoroughly boiled.

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.

What is healing, but a shift in perspectives?

You do not have the right to take another human's life, unless it's in strict self-defense.

But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.