Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.

You are offered a piece of bread and butter that feels like a damp handkerchief and sometimes, when cucumber is added to it, like a wet one.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.

Love is the key to everything, because it is the force that keeps and maintains everything.

I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.

I had no more need of God than He had of me, and if there were one, I often said to myself, I would meet Him calmly and spit in His face.

Brevity and conciseness are the parents of correction.

News reporting is a cycle: No matter how much you work at sending a message, it's only successful if it's received.

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: "People should have ignored the five racist idiots.

To me, White Boy Shuffle is sort of like Catcher in the Rye, the story is so universal.

I grew up in a predominantly Caucasian neighborhood, but my mom is Filipino-Spanish and my dad is Irish.

Responsibility is the choice we make to respond with care.