Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Come what come may time and the hour runs through the roughest day.

Women have a lot to say about how to advance women's rights, and governments need to learn from that, listen to the movement and respond.

You come into the world alone and you go out of the world alone yet it seems to me you are more alone while living than even going and coming.

There is no such thing as a wrong note.

All human beings are Actors (they act!) and Spectators (they observe!).

Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees, and I'm not even in the forest.

I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.

Without getting real personal, we liked our bass player Ed. He was a great guy and he was a good bass player but his playing was suited for a different style of band.

Money is the excellent slave and a horrible master.

The feeling that someone owes us something, the pain for the harm that others caused us, etc., stops the inner progress of the soul.