Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Look down the road I’m traveling and you will see my goal

When I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

If Mr. [Donald] Trump is up 10 or 15 points on Election Day and ends up losing, then, you know, maybe he can raise some questions. That doesn't seem to be the case at that moment.

Everywhere man blames nature and fate yet his fate is mostly but the echo of his character and passion, his mistakes and his weaknesses.

When the soul communes with itself the lip is silent.

First to become capable of love, then to learn that body and spirit are one.

If an armed nation were a polite nation, America would be paradise. We have more than 200 million guns in private owernship here. But our manners are not getting better.

Spaghetti Westerns are really brutal and operatic with a surreal quality to the violence.

History is representational, while time is abstract; both of these artifices may be found in museums, where they span everybody's own vacancy