None but the brave can live with the fair.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Either let me love more or let me go.

Strength is not determined by the looks, but action.

Constant prayer quickly straightens out our thoughts.

I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

When I go biking, I am mentally far far away from civilization. The world is breaking someone else's heart.

Often when I write I am trying to make words do the work of line and color. I have the painter's sensitivity to light. Much of my writing is verbal painting.

For me, fashion is an expression of who I am right in that moment - so what you're seeing is what I'm influenced by now.

I'm impatient. I get twitchy. When I get that feeling I just go out and make something happen.

Men have always been afraid that women could get along without them.

Im not making up my mind about anything right now. Things are happening so quickly for me, and Im still in the thinking stage.